I COLD-START MY V8. 😈💨
Therapy is expensive. A cold-start V8 is cheaper.
Hit the button. Fire it up. Let the neighbors question every life decision that brought them to your street. 😂
This tee is for the car enthusiast whose idea of self-care involves horsepower, exhaust noise, and absolutely zero concern for the neighborhood group chat.
🏁 WHY THIS ONE HITS
- Bold V8 Therapy automotive graphic
- Funny cold-start humor every V8 owner understands
- Aggressive muscle-car aesthetic
- Built for car meets, cruises, Cars & Coffee, shows, or everyday wear
- Perfect gift for the V8 addict in your life
- Neighbors not included. Complaints probably are. 💀
👕 TEE DETAILS
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz. fabric
- Classic fit
- 100% preshrunk cotton on applicable solid colors
- Select colors feature cotton/polyester blends
- Seamless rib-knit collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
😂 THE V8 THERAPY SESSION
Therapist: “What helps you relax?” Me: “Cold-starting my V8.” Therapist: “How often?” Me: “Every damn morning.” 🔥
Your car isn't loud. You're just emotionally unavailable.
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |