βITβS STOCK.β
Engine bay looks like NASA. Just a few bolt-ons. π
You know the guy. The one who says the car is βcompletely stockβ while standing next to an engine bay that looks like it needs a launch sequence.
This tee is built for the enthusiast who knows that βstockβ is a very flexible word. ππ₯
π₯ WHY THIS TEE HITS
- Hilarious βItβs Stockβ car-guy humor
- NASA-inspired theme without taking itself too seriously
- Detailed performance-engine graphic
- Perfect for tuners, gearheads, builders, and car addicts
- Made for car meets, Cars & Coffee, cruises, shows, or everyday wear
- Guaranteed to make another enthusiast look twice
π TEE DETAILS
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz. fabric
- Classic fit
- 100% preshrunk cotton on applicable solid colors
- Select colors feature cotton/polyester blends
- Seamless rib-knit collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear-away label
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
π§βπ THE BUILD SHEET
Owner: βIt's stock.β Engine bay: NASA launch sequence initiated. π Turbo: π Exhaust: π ECU: π Owner: βBro, literally nothing done to it.β
Yeahβ¦ okay. π
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |

